cowgirlwithmommyissues:

If sunburn was this painful, then labor must be the worst thing ever.

meowbella:

IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

versacebitch:

loungezombie:

versacebitch:

the worst thing about speaking two languages is trying to use an expression from one language that fits perfectly into your conversation but the other person won’t get it

i dont speak two languages but i speak fandom so i sort of get this

sayakakyouko:

That’s too many eggs gaston

sayakakyouko:

sayakakyouko:

sayakakyouko:

where does the baby come out in mpreg fanfiction do they come out the butt

I’m goin in

lameborghini:

“thin mints are gross because they taste like toothpaste” nope sorry not true it was nice being friends bye